Hijos de Villa Tequila is actually moderately priced at around $30.
Henri IV Cognac looks great but this will run you $2 Million a bottle. DRINK SLOWLY!
Ever felt like drinking from the Jamaican Mr. Clean’s head? good, then try Rum Jumbie Liquueur!
Bull in a china shop vodka. I hope the same amount of time was used to make the vodka as it was to make the bottle.
Garunteed to make you feel like you’re back in your high school cafeteria, these milk carton liquor ‘bottles’ are classic. $(Just steal the nerds lunch money)
This elegant looking bottle will have you feeling good and smelling like a drunk in no time!
This is a great looking bottle from Highland Park. This Scotch is incased in metal webbing that begs you to use it in a bar fight. $120
…eh, ahem… how did this get in here?
This bottle is made to look like an AK-47 and there were only 13,000 made.
Sure to be a favorite in Denver & Washington, this bottle gives you both liquor and liqueur. Flavor and function all in one… $22.
Looks like a grenade…nuff-said.
This Mixed Emotions bottle will simultaneously pour your liquor and flavor. Apparently this product failed, but is still pretty cool looking.
Made to look like a chunk from an iceberg, AnestasiA Vodka looks fancy and is only about $35.
It looks like a violin or cello or whatever…yay…
Crystal Skull Vodka, courtesy of Dan Aykroyd, is designed to look like one of the mysterious Crystal skulls (kinda like that shitty Indiana Jones movie). I think I paid about $50 for mine.
And yet another weaponized bottle from which to ingest alcohol. Fun!
My personal favorite from this list…Samurai Vodka looks like the legendary Honjo Masamune sliced clean through the box and bottle. ~$40 (sword not included)