Cool Shit for Lotto Winners

$19.9k - Feeling like hovering in place just so you can look down upon those around you? Well for a small chunk of your fortune, you can.

$19.9k – Feeling like hovering in place just so you can look down upon those around you? Well for a small chunk of your fortune, you can.

$100 - for a mere C-note, this is an affordable breakfast that will let you know how good your money tastes.

$100 – for a mere C-note, this is an affordable breakfast that will let you know how good your money tastes.

$1.2K - because you will need a way to work off all those gold doughnuts.

$1.2K – because you will need a way to work off all those gold doughnuts.

$1k - Trampoline and a bounce house?! Fuck yes!

$1k – Trampoline and a bounce house?! Fuck yes!

$2.1K - If you're filly stinking rich and a LARP'er...you will need this.

$2.1K – If you’re filly stinking rich and a LARP’er…you will need this.

$4.5K - Because the rich need a place to wash off that middle class smell.

$4.5K – Because the rich need a place to wash off that middle class smell.

$29.6k - Carrying around your millions will make your dirty and sleepy. Now you can shower laying down.

$29.6k – Carrying around your millions will make your dirty and sleepy. Now you can shower laying down.

$17k - The rich are said to see more of the world around us...so why not start with the inside of your PC as the desk?

$17k – The rich are said to see more of the world around us…so why not start with the inside of your PC as the desk?

$200 - Your bank account has been elevated, now its time to up your FPS gaming experience with this realistic gaming controller.

$200 – Your bank account has been elevated, now its time to up your FPS gaming experience with this realistic gaming controller.

$250 - The rich do not have time to wait for fashion designers to meet their needs. Electronically change the designs on the screens on the side of the shoes.

$250 – The rich do not have time to wait for fashion designers to meet their needs. Electronically change the designs on the screens on the side of the shoes.

$336 - build your own all-terrain RC vehicle.

$336 – build your own all-terrain RC vehicle.

$2.8k - Now that you are rich as hell, give yourself the ability to fly...only over water...ok, so not so much flying.

$2.8k – Now that you are rich as hell, give yourself the ability to fly…only over water…ok, so not so much flying.

$147 - since you are rich now, you deserve a superpower! Now you can throw fire at your enemies!

$147 – since you are rich now, you deserve a superpower! Now you can throw fire at your enemies!

$23k - Be the cool dad, mom, aunt or uncle with this amazingly pointless working mini-train.

$23k – Be the cool dad, mom, aunt or uncle with this amazingly pointless working mini-train.

$6.5k - You'll most likely need private security...why not give them the best equipment.

$6.5k – You’ll most likely need private security…why not give them the best equipment.

$47k - With all of the family and friends wanting to pitch to you their amazing business ideas worth your investment...you'll need a boss presentation/board room. Here is the desk.

$47k – With all of the family and friends wanting to pitch to you their amazing business ideas worth your investment…you’ll need a boss presentation/board room. Here is the desk.

$4k - Friends and family asking you for money? Make them earn it by playing life-size Foosball.

$4k – Friends and family asking you for money? Make them earn it by playing life-size Foosball.

$5.5k - Give your friends a chance to win some money from you. Or you can just take theirs too!

$5.5k – Give your friends a chance to win some money from you. Or you can just take theirs too!

$199 - You'll find that being rich means you don't have time to get your information from time consuming sources like your cell or PC. Now you can simply walk by this weather lamp and it will show you the outside weather.

$199 – You’ll find that being rich means you don’t have time to get your information from time consuming sources like your cell or PC. Now you can simply walk by this weather lamp and it will show you the outside weather.

$335 - Get all of the different types of light-sabers...because you can now afford them...duh!

$335 – Get all of the different types of light-sabers…because you can now afford them…duh!

$245 - Actually kinda practical and neat, a trash compactor/recycle/compost all-in-one.

$245 – Actually kinda practical and neat, a trash compactor/recycle/compost all-in-one.

$10k - Personal boat that is fast as fuck. Get one you rich bastards! (Pierce Brosnan not included)

$10k – Personal boat that is fast as fuck. Get one you rich bastards! (Pierce Brosnan not included)

$47k - Rolls Royce cocktail hamper made from the same high quality Walnut and fine grain leather...wait... what the fu..? I mean...aw-who cares? Your rich as shit now, go crazy.

$47k – Rolls Royce cocktail hamper made from the same high quality Walnut and fine grain leather…wait… what the fu..? I mean…aw-who cares? Your rich as shit now, go crazy.

Go exploring in this personal exo-suite. Just a concept.

Go exploring in this personal exo-suite. Just a concept.

$9 Million - 1967 ferrari thomassima II. Umm...wow...daaamn!

$9 Million – 1967 ferrari thomassima II. Umm…wow…daaamn!

You can get your very own car vending machine dispenser because you can now have a car for every day of the month. Just a concept.

You can get your very own car vending machine dispenser because you can now have a car for every day of the month. Just a concept.

$700k - only a drop in the bucket for your own badass personal flight vehicle.

$700k – only a drop in the bucket for your own badass personal flight vehicle.

Get an anti-drone gun for your enemies get the chance to heist your goods...with drones. Just a concept.

Get an anti-drone gun for your enemies get the chance to heist your goods…with drones. Just a concept.

The edible water bottle. Because bottled water is for fucking plebes. Just a concept.

The edible water bottle. Because bottled water is for fucking plebes. Just a concept.

$10.5K - Jet powered go cart? Yes, because fuck you. That's why.

$10.5K – Jet powered go cart? Yes, because fuck you. That’s why.

$3.5k - All of the wealthy have outdoor saunas...I've been told...

$3.5k – All of the wealthy have outdoor saunas…I’ve been told…

Normal supercars are for million airs. You are a Multi-millionaire! Get a wooden Supercar! Just a concept.

Normal supercars are for million airs. You are a Multi-millionaire! Get a wooden Supercar! Just a concept.

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